She hurts it in so many ways...
So, Miss Small Perversions herself is teaching a belly-dancing class this year. Which is awesome and amazing, and I'm infinately glad I decided to sign up for this.
However - my ass, she hurteth in so many, varied, and extensive ways I cannot even begin to describe. I cannot walk without my knees shaking, cannot sit, cannot kneel, cannot laugh (for upper abs are required for extensive chest thrusting - who knew)...
I also cannot even begin to imagine how this is going to feel tomorrow morning. E-little-unholy-brown-sand-gods do I *not* want to wake up to this in the morning.
However - my ass, she hurteth in so many, varied, and extensive ways I cannot even begin to describe. I cannot walk without my knees shaking, cannot sit, cannot kneel, cannot laugh (for upper abs are required for extensive chest thrusting - who knew)...
I also cannot even begin to imagine how this is going to feel tomorrow morning. E-little-unholy-brown-sand-gods do I *not* want to wake up to this in the morning.
Labels: Why am I crazy?
